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I’ve read many of Warren Buffett’s annual reports. In every case, what
                fascinates me is that he is able to reduce things to the simplest of terms.
                     Many accomplished Wall Street gurus can make you dizzy with talk of
                intricate  financial  maneuverings.  They  might  impress  you  with  their

                sophisticated computerized trading results, their fifty percent returns from
                options on products that may not even exist yet. Fortunes are won and lost
                every day in these markets, but as far as I’m concerned, those folks would
                be  just  as  successful  if  they  ditched  their  hedge  funds  and  put  all  their
                money on their favorite roulette number at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in
                Atlantic City.
                     You  paid  good  money  for  this  book,  and  I  know  you’re  expecting

                sophisticated investment advice. The wisest thing I can tell you is to invest
                only  in  products  you  understand,  with  people  you  know  you  can  trust.
                Sometimes the best investments are the ones you don’t make.

                     Get a Prenuptial Agreement
                     I’ve said it before—I even wrote a chapter on the art of the prenup in

                one of my other books—but I’ll say it again for anyone about to propose:
                A  prenuptial  agreement  doesn’t  mean  that  you  won’t  always  love  your
                spouse. It doesn’t mean that you have doubts about the person’s integrity
                or questions about the relationship. All it means is that you recognize that
                life, especially the parts involving love and business, can be complicated.
                People have a right to protect their assets. If you own your own business
                and you’re facing a difficult divorce without having secured a prenuptial

                agreement,  your  negligence  could  jeopardize  the  livelihoods  of  your
                employees. I know plenty of women who are supporting their husbands,
                and this advice applies equally to both sexes.
                     If  I  hadn’t  signed  a  prenup,  I  would  be  writing  this  book  from  the
                perspective  of  somebody  who  lost  big.  We  needed  a  bus  to  get  Ivana’s

                lawyers to court. It was a disaster, but I had a solid prenup, and it held up.
                     A friend of mine is married to a woman who stands only five-foot-two,
                but he’s petrified of what she will do to him in court, all because he didn’t
                get  a  prenup.  Before  he  met  this  woman,  he’d  had  four  unsuccessful
                marriages, yet he told me, Donald, I’m so in love with this woman that I
                don’t need a prenuptial agreement. I didn’t have the courage to tell him
                what I was thinking to myself: Loser!
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